max, twenty, nottingham. altmer, norn, house baratheon, true neutral choleric 8w9 INTJ, slytherin, grey warden, scare student, black mage, yellow scarf, slayer of issormir, perdvert, strict Verdukian, dragoon, enforcer, recon corps, alchemist, greendale student, sam girl, lightning guardian, grass pokemon enthusiast, starchild, satanist, atheist.
always be kind and polite and have the materials to build a bomb. i am a large reptilian cat that alas breathes only metaphorical fire and my heart's desire is a jake peralta of my very own to keep as a pet. i like craft and being a slob and i know a lot of stuff but the ratio of stuff i know to stuff i'd like to know is about one to a million.